What better way could there be to kick off the holidays?

It's Very Bad Santa Crawl time!

The Very Bad Santa Crawl
     December 13, 2014
     Starts at 5pm in
     the French Quarter

Very Bad Santa Crawl Schedule

Always subject to change.

5pm Tom Foolery - 91 French Market Place
A great place to start with $1 PBR, $4 well drinks, and $1 off of everything else

6pm Turtle Bay - 1119 Decatur Street
Only $1 for our special Santa shot "The Grinch", $2 Fireball shots and $2 for all domestic beers. This is going to be a quick stop for a shot or two and a refill if you need one.

6:30 Crescent City Brew House - 527 Decatur Street
Santas only pay $5 for some of the best beers in town. Everybody else is paying $8 and up.

7:30 Coyote Ugly - 225 N Peters Street
$2 Fireball shots, $2 domestic beers, with $3 well drinks and premium beers, and dancing on the bar for those of you who don't have a penis. This place is usually a lot of fun.

8:30 Monteleone Carousel Bar - 214 Royal Street
Once again, the Carousel offers the Santas our own Very Bad Santa Punch for only $4 a glass. Let me know the next time you get a $4 drink in the Monteleone. They are so good to us.

9:30 Barely Legal - 423 Bourbon Street
No cover charge for Santas - that's saving you $15 right there. And it that's not enough, 2 for 1 priced drinks for the hour we're there. If you have never been to a strip club with several hundred Santas, you need to see this.

10:30 Spirits on Bourbon - 615 Bourbon Street
Only $1 for the famous Apple Pie shots - when's the last time you had a shot for $1 on Bourbon St? $2 Fireball shots in "The Chair", $2 for 16 oz draft beer, and we will have a free keg there as well.

11:30 Bourbon Heat - 711 Bourbon Street
A great last stop and a nice place to hang out as late as you like, with 2 for one prices on well drinks, call drinks, and draft beer. That's like a Happy Hour just for us for as long as you like. Need more Fireball? Shots for $3.

A couple of things that are important. If you aren't in walking distance, take a cab - last thing you want to deal with is driving home. Bring your ID. If you look young, we will card you. This crawl is clearly only for 21 and over. AND some of our stops may card you again. AND make sure to take care of your servers. We've got some great deals for you, but they are working just as hard as ever, so tip them well. AND that's enough for now. See you Saturday.

We think we have made this year's Very Bad Santa Crawl bigger and better than any year before. We are happy that you are going to be with us and hope you have a blast!

Online registration is done, but yes Virginia, you can sign up at any of the first four stops of the crawl for $20 cash.