The 3rd Annual Very Bad


December 13, 2008


You’d better not pout, you’d better not shout, but you might want to run and hide. You certainly want to lock up your daughters and hope your wives aren't with us, because the very bad Santas are coming all over town. (Well, at least all over the Quarter.)

Some of you were with us last year or the year before for our Very Bad Santa Bar Crawl and you know what a blast it was. Some of you were there but don't remember a damned thing, or at least that's your story. You don't want to miss the fun this year because we are back and we're planning to paint the French Quarter red! What better way to kick start the holiday season.

You can come in a Santa suit. You can come as an elf. You can come as a Ho Ho Ho. You can come in your red lingerie. But you do need to come!

Well here is what you've all been waiting for - the absolutey, positively and without a doubt, subject to change crawl schedule:

5:00 Washington Square - corner of Royal and Frenchmen
5:15 Ray's Boom Boom Room on Frenchmen
6:00 Margaritaville
6:45 Pirates Alley Cafe
7:30 Coyote Ugly
8:30 Carousel Bar in the Hotel Monteleone
9:30 Rick's Cabaret - 315 Bourbon
10:30 Funky Pirate/Tropic Isle
11:15 Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop
12:00 DBA on Frenchmen
1:00 And for the very hardcore - Mimi's in the Marigny

 (Did we mention that the schedule subject to change? We suggest that you check it again right before the Santa Crawl.)

A couple of notes: Margaritaville and Rick's do not want outside drinks brought in, but we should be able to finish what we have before we get there. In Rick's, no pictures that might have other patrons in the shots. Both Rick's and DBA are waiving cover charges for us - DBA asks that we tip the band.

Want to see what you might be missing - check out the Santa Crawl pics

A note from Santa to the "ladies": Santa doesn't think that Naughty and Nice have to be alternatives. Santa thinks naughty women are delightful, so don't hold back for Santa's sake. Santa wants to see wild women in the Quarter this year.

You don’t have to get a drink at each stop. We encourage you to pace yourself and have a good time. We also encourage you to bring X rated gifts, to only wear underwear if it’s red, and to practice your Naughty Carols. Bystanders are not innocent, no matter what they try to get you to believe.

 

Ho! Ho? Who you callin’ a Ho?

 

Santas saving New Orleans, one drink at a time! Please remember: Don’t screw with the cops. Don’t screw with the kids. And if asked who is in charge, tell ‘em Santa is.

 

For more info, email Santa de la Playa or call (504)450-4402